Why Choose Mocktops?
At Mocktops, we blend style with humor and quality—offering premium printed t-shirts designed to elevate, add laughs and smiles to your everyday life. Our products are crafted with care, ensuring comfort, durability, and unique designs you’ll love. Experience the perfect mix of fashion, humor and function with us.
Signature Mocktops
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Dating/Singles. My dog thinks I'm cool.
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Signature Mocktops - I didn't mean to push your buttons, I was just looking for the mute
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Signature Mocktops - A day without sarcasm probably wouldn't kill me, but why risk it?
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Signature Mocktops - A Penny for Your Thoughts Seems a Little Pricey T-Shirt
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Signature Mocktops - Administrator of regret
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Signature Mocktops - Adult Content. Funny humor Mocktops T-shirt.
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Signature Mocktops - Adulting is a scam
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Signature Mocktops - After I say "That's Crazy" twice, please wrap up your story
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Signature Mocktops - Another fine day ruined by responsibility
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Signature Mocktops - As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I'm totally flexible. funny Mocktops T-Shirt.
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Signature Mocktops - Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body. Humorous Graphic T-Shirt
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Signature Mocktops - Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see
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Signature Mocktops - Camel Towing. When it's wedged in tight, we'll pull it out
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Signature Mocktops - Can we start the weekend over? I wasn't ready
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Signature Mocktops - Chance of sarcasm
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Signature Mocktops - Chicken Game. Don't look at the chicken. Game over
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Signature Mocktops - Chloroform is my favorite essential oil
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Signature Mocktops - Classically trained
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Sip Happens
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Signature Mocktops - Fun fact: Alcohol increases the size of the send button by 90%
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Signature Mocktops - I don't get drunk. I get awesome.
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Signature Mocktops - I have mixed drinks about feelings
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Signature Mocktops - I'm outdoorsy, I drink beer on patio funny Mocktops T-Shirt.
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Signature Mocktops - I'm outdoorsy, I drink wine on patio funny Mocktops T-Shirt.
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Signature Mocktops - Men are like taking a shot. Some go down better than others
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Sip Happens - Lets do shots
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Sip Happens - Never drinking again
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Sip Happens - Sotally Tober
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Sip Happens - Surprise, I'm drunk
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🐙 Meet Mocktopus Mascot
Menace. Eight-armed icon of sarcarsm.
Mocktopus wasn’t born. He erupted—from a spilled can of neon paint, a broken guitar string, and a sarcastic comment that went too far. One moment, the studio was quiet. The next? An octopus in starry shades was riffing on a red electric guitar, demanding a trench coat and a spotlight.
Mocktopus is the chaotic soul of Mocktops He’s the official face of Mocktops, the brand that believes tees should talk back. With eight limbs and zero chill, Mocktopus embodies everything Mocktops stands for: chaotic charm, punchy humor, and a refusal to blend in. Whether he’s shredding solos, solving mysteries, or just vibing in the clouds, he’s always dressed to disrupt.
Why an octopus? Because one middle finger wasn’t enough.
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